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lets-go-lesbos:

I have just now realized that I have never explained my “cat” to you all yet.
This is Lucy. She is a little over 1 years old. Normal looking feline, yes?
NO.
Let me tell you about this creature.
She licks. She licks EVERYTHING. The floor, walls, clothes, furniture. She will just sit there and lick it.
She loves to give my hands baths. What exactly does this entail? She systematically goes through each and every one of my fingers, starting with my thumb, and deep throats them. She deep throats them all.
When you’re sleeping, she’ll stick her tongue up your nostrils, in your ears, and in your mouth to wake you up.
When she’s startled, she will turn sideways, arch her back, flatten her ears, curl her tail and continue to hop away from you.
After I shower, she will follow me around and lick the water off of my legs. If I go somewhere where she cannot she will sit down and meow until I come back to her.
Sometimes she will sit in the middle of a room an meow until someone starts chasing her around the house, which is her favorite activity.
I’m not sure what Lucy is. She looks like a cat, sure. But I am not convinced.

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obey-unfam0us:

quality blog c:

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gonna-berantip0le:

I wish I could rock that color..

THATS MY FRIEND RIGHT THERE!!!!!

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